Love Is In Your Face

I mentioned in our premiere post that Friend and I would post actual emails we've received from assorted dating sites, and I'm nothing if not a deliverer on my own promises. Does that even make sense? Who cares! It sets the tone for today's entry which, for the record, has not been altered. The spelling, syntax, and come-ons are all 100% original. Oh poor Friend - thanks for sharing this one with Red and the world. XOXO

Email from match.com to Friend on January 7th:

Listen sweety after reading your profile,it really caught my attention.I`m not looking for a one night stand or just sex,what i`m looking for is someone with they head on they shoulder`s, that is honest,respectable and loyal.I work very hard every week,too be where i`m at in life.I just want the right person to share that with.you are the only one on this web-site that i feel is worth taken a chance too get to know each other.,I`m not here too waste your time or mines,please lets not play any games.I ask my self how else we are going to communicate beside thru thise web site,so i took the chance to send you my number,cell and house #.I`m a very down to earth dude and i know you can find it in your heart to give me a chance,it would be something that you wont regreat.you already know that i`m hispanic and i just moved here to jersey from new york.please take 3 minutes to read my profile again.My schedule is sat-wed at (airline name removed) airlines, from 4:30pm-1am.Thursday & friday at madison square garden from 3pm-11:30pm.Now most of the time if i`m not working,then that is when i take the time too go away,my favorite destination are St.Barts in the caribean and San Tropez in the south of france,or even Monaco.Very quick,I`m a single independent hispanic male,that stands about 6`04 in height and weight 247lbs.not fat,not thick,but solid athletic build,as you can see from the photo,my complexion is brown skin.Love let me be honest with you,I don`t know what else to say.please find it in your heart,because i do know you are a nice young lady,so give me a ring.Like that we be able to speak and get to know each other.Remember friends first.P.S.I can promise you thise,all you will get from me is HONESTY & RESPECT.Oh if you ever call me on my cell and it goes rite too voice mail,its because i`m in the aircraft,and there is no signal,so please just leave me a message and,I will return your call once i`m done cleaning the plane.remember we are adults here,and we both MATURE.T2UL hope too hear from you,and have a great week sweety.(Love is in your FACE)just give your self a chance & you will see for your self.(201)
Thank You SEBASTIAN.